American Idol – More Questions than Lost

I have to admit that I’m not really a fan of American Idol but you’d have to live under a rock to not see it occasionally.  It seems to always be on and last night was a slow tv night so I caught a few minutes of Idol.  Maybe someone out there can answer a couple of questions for me.  It seems that the show raises more questions than the Lost series.

Why does Mike wave his hands like a big baby?

Does Simon have an eye tick or is that a wink?

Does Ellen Degeneres have any musical credentials whatsoever?  Is she really as funny as she pretends?

Would Kara Dio whatever please do another number in a bikini? Really- please!

Will this show ever die and why can’t they find another freak show like Adam Lambert?

Please someone help here.  These American Idol questions are burning like the aftermath of a bad night of taco bell.  Now back to regular programming..