Warning: This post contains explicit adult humor.
Do you ever feel like the water is starting to boil? Today was a day of reflection for me. Lately, I have been feeling like there is a mood or a feeling in the air, almost like consumers have become an easy target. Recently have been hearing lots of silly consumer related news stories going around lately. This really got me thinking… you know when the best time to move in on somebody is? When I say move in on somebody, I am referring to a time that a person maybe extra vulnerable. In this economy I can’t really think of a better time for companies to take advantage of consumers and just fleece people of every last dollar.
One good example – Recently, I was looking to purchase a ticket on Allegiant Airlines. I mean the fares are cheap don’t get me wrong. But from the starting price, of $29.99, I had no less than 4 fees come time to pay. Four fees? Why? I mean WTF! It just doesn’t feel right, I don’t get it? Why can’t you can’t just put the price? Works out well for the all the stores I go to. I look at the price, it’s 10 bucks, I pay 10 bucks. It is as simple as that. When I pay fees like this, I feel like another fee is coming any minute so I am afraid to do business with them. God forbid, they have my card! But i’ll tell you who got my business, Southwest!
Look at the banks – We are passing laws to keep banks from charging fees, isn’t that nice. A simple stop it…wasn’t good enough? If that shit don’t make you think, it had better.
Car insurance – You got me started… See what you got going now? I just changed car insurance, I have never had a ticket or a car wreck but I get @ss F%&$ed everytime I get car insurance. I know lots of you use this Direct horse-shit, if you are not sure what “Direct horse-shit” is, this gives the companies direct access to your money, and as a reward for this, they give you a fucking discount. As for me, I wouldn’t give my mom my banking information. I pay with my Credit Card. So if they fuck me, as a reward to them, I charge back on their asses, and I love to write letters! Why can’t I get the same discount for just paying my bill on time?
Do you give your banking information out? Not me! When the banker dude gave me my little banker book and number, he told me never give this to anyone. You bet your ass I listened!
A buddy of mine calls me, he told me about what Dish Network did to him. He signs up for the bundle horse shit. They come out on Saturday to install it, he calls them on Sunday tells them it sucks. They refuse to cancel and try to stick it in his-ass. If it where me – I would get me a screw gun, take that dish down, I would paint the mother fucken dish pink, tie it to the top of my fucken car and paint Dish Network screwed me on the side. See what happens then. But that is just me…
Next time someone tries to charge you a fee, tell them – up your ass! I will take my money somewhere else, spend your hard earned money on your wife and kids!