Marriage is for gay people.

Now that I got that off my chest!  I hope you enjoy my annual Valentine’s Day post. As always, it is very hot and fun!

Is marriage a thing of the past? I think so, with the new prop 8 ruling and shift in people’s attitude about relationships, something has changed. I, of course, have an idea to fix it! With just hour’s to go to get my Valentines post done, it came to me, “Love Relationships”.

Marriage is a dated concept and has legal pitfalls. As a matter of fact, the only people marriage seems to appeal to is breeders, mentally unstable, and evangelicals. So what happens when the love is all gone, and you have this big mess? I think I have the solution, to everyone’s problems! I was listening to Bill Handel and he was saying that in his surrogacy practice, gay couples seem to be doing a better job at raising kids. I personally oppose this type of lifestyle, but statically this might be true.

So I offer you “Love Relationships”

Love Relationships – Gives you everything you want in a loving relationship and nothing you don’t… hot passion, no dead-beat mother-fucker.

Because one day is, “Baby, I love you” and the next your thinking to yourself, “What just happened to my life?!” Love Relationships have a lot of the same qualities as a marriage, but with clearer boundaries. For example, I will never share a checking account with a woman. It’s not that I think less of a woman, but rather, when I take her out for a nice dinner, it’s a real treat. 🙂 Sharing financial stuff with another person these days is a big risk, even with someone you think you know! You are an individual, so be one. Love Relationships, would most likely appeal to successful people, and smart people. People that are stable and do not have issues with trust.

Taking time for yourself is important, don’t neglect yourself. Have your own hobbies.  You are your own person.

Marriage after a few years fades and it should end right then. Not go on 16 years too long because of the children. Life is short! When you’re with someone that you don’t want to be with, it starts to take away from us personally.

Love Relationships are always hot because when she comes over the sheets are fresh. You are on your best behavior and most importantly she gets to watch what she wants.

Marriage when the sex fades, you got to figuring out what to do now and it leaves with you with more questions than answers. In a Love Relationships, you tell them you need to move on, the parties over and you go home, no hard feelings.

In a Love Relationship, you go out shopping together and you have sex in the dressing room. In a marriage , you wait for her, holding the purse in the hall way of the mall.

In a marriage, you have to go the in-laws around the Holidays. In a Love Relationships, fuck them. BUT, if you do happen to get talked into going to the in-laws! She is going to fuck you so hard!

In Love Relationships, you have to pull over. Because you have been finger fucking your lover for the last 10 miles, she is so hot and wet and you need to take her now! In a marriage, the kids have been fucking screaming and she is ready for bed.

In a marriage, you husband has gambled the children’s college fund. In a Love Relationship, you partner gambles all their money. You give them 20 bucks to cheer them up!

In a Love Relationships, you plan to do things together. In marriage, this dude just watches TV and gets fat.

In a marriage you by some ice cream to dull the pain of the everyday grind. In a Love Relationship you have plans coming up for this Friday! Your going to up all night with your hot lover, so your hitting the gym every-night this week after work!

In Love Relationship, every day is different and new, and you have many hot mini honey-moons if you will, and over the time you are together get to have many special days and nights spending time together. In a marriage you get one magical day, and after that it’s never the same.

An example of a ”Love Relationship”, Gene Simmons, He has lived with model/actress Shannon Tweed since 1986, but they’ve never married. Simmons has said that while he respects the rights of those who choose to marry, it’s not something he ever plans to do; specifically, he doesn’t feel man by nature is meant to be in a monogamous relationship. “The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man,” he often says. see here

So what would you rather have?

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