The fact that you know is too many!

The one reason I wanted to start writing on the web, is to write about stuff that you would never forget! The web is for entertainment. Let me entertain! Most of you know that I am one crappy writer! But I love it, and I have the most incredible shit to say, but getting it on to paper is the hardest thing about being me. When others use 10% of their minds, I feel like I use 90% of my mind, everyday, non stop, when I dream, my dreams are the extension of my life. Sometimes I feel so overwhelmed, the feeling and observation of life going on around me is very interesting to me. Every person has a story, and for a brief period, some times you get to see the other side.

Recently a buddy of mine told me he was cheating on his wife, now why would he tell me this? It was like he was proud of himself, and almost in the same breath he said “don’t tell my wife” wa-what? I said, I am already aware that’s a no no, duh! As if the chick he is boning is not enough, he has to tell me. I think he wants to get caught! Well as old as he is I don’t think it would make much a difference. I don’t see how people go from, I want to screw that bitch, to screw that bitch.  Too much information?  There’s no such thing.  A friend of mine who is living out of a motel told me that he has a whore for a neighbor and every night around 1:00 am she goes to work and apparently wakes the whole place up with the banging and moaning coming from her room.  This is the funny shit in life that cracks me up.  It wasn’t that funny to my friend, as he explained it sounded as if they were doing it in his room, but it sure sounds funny to me.

Friends and life

I think friendships are the most important thing in this life.  I have spent a great deal of time cultivating my relationships, like flowers, watering them and trying to keep them healthy.  It’s surprising how much content comes from friends.  I think of my life as content, stories that I want to tell because, frankly, some crazy shit happens to me like being falsely arrested in Las Vegas or the time I sold a truck load of avocados in Southern California.  There’s this funny story that happened with my friend Jeff while we were traveling in Mexico.  He got a case of Montezuma’s revenge from some bad shrimp tacos and had a bad case of diarrhea but nowhere to go so he went into the Pacific and dropped trou.  I didn’t really want to hear about it, but you know this is the funny stuff you hear that just makes for entertainment.  When I think of all these things, I’m inspired to write and this is where my blog comes in handy.  Maybe some day I’ll get these stories out and make a book.  I would love nothing more than to be a published author.  But in the meantime, I’ll continue to write these little stories from my life and my interesting friends for your reading pleasure.