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Divine bovine? The recent birth of a half Jersey, half Holstein calf with a white cross in the middle of its forehead have some speculating whether we’re approaching the second coming or the end of days. At God Brand ™ we’re proud to announce our new line of beef products: God Brand Beef – Holy Cow! With the latest in genetic engineering, cross breeding and nano-technology occurring at God Brand ™, we will soon be mass producing divinely born calves in local markets the world over.  It is divine tasting bovine.  Look for God Brand tm Beef – Holy Cow at high end supermarkets in your town!

And as always, with God Brand you can’t go wrong – it’s God’s after all.

Scott R Asher

My name is Scotty I'm a freelancer, this is where write my stories and document my investigations to share with others. If you find something unedited or unfinished it's likely I ran-out of time or got sidetracked with my workload, I may update it in the future but for now this is what I have :)