Divine bovine? The recent birth of a half Jersey, half Holstein calf with a white cross in the middle of its forehead have some speculating whether we’re approaching the second coming or the end of days. At God Brand ™ we’re proud to announce our new line of beef products: God Brand Beef – Holy Cow! With the latest in genetic engineering, cross breeding and nano-technology occurring at God Brand ™, we will soon be mass producing divinely born calves in local markets the world over. It is divine tasting bovine. Look for God Brand tm Beef – Holy Cow at high end supermarkets in your town!
And as always, with God Brand you can’t go wrong – it’s God’s after all.