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A Weight Loss Tip Your Never Going To Forget.

By March 16, 2010January 24th, 2011No Comments

Want to lose belly fat? This might be the best tip ever!! Who knows, but still very interesting story about a girl I knew that lost a ton of weight in a very short amount of time!

When I was younger I knew a fat girl that lived up the block. Over time I got to know her, and she was a nice girl. One thing she always talked about was losing weight, but it was clear that some Jane Fonda workout wasn’t going to do the trick for her. So one day she came to me asking what I thought about this idea she had. The idea was – to wire her jaw shut. This is when I found out the little fun-fact, that it is illegal to wire someone’s mouth shut. So I am sure you are just dying to hear what happened. She talked her parents into taking her to Mexico to a Dentist, for 15 dollars she had her jaw wired shut. It took about, 45 days to lose all the weight. All she could feed herself was protein shakes and fruit smoothies, with the gap left wide open just wide enough so she would not choke on her own vomit. Eating anything solid was totally out of the question.  It’s like quitting cocaine by super-gluing your nostrils shut.  It works but at what cost?

I guess, wiring your jaw shut, although illegal in the United States is probably a better alternative to stapling your stomach.  I don’t know why people don’t just try to stop eating when they’re full and exercise more – I’ve heard that the new line of Sketchers Shape-Ups, endorsed by former NFL quarterback Joe Montana can really do the trick.  Anyhow, I just thought it was kind of crazy what people will do to lose weight – they’ll look for any one little weird tip to lose belly fat or whatever.  Didn’t they get the memo about belly fat?  It’s just fat and not some special kind of fat that comes off easier by some weird tip.  If you’ve got a weird tip to lose fat, weirder than wiring your jaw shut, I’d sure like to hear it!

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