I have to admit that I’m not really a fan of American Idol but you’d have to live under a rock to not see it occasionally. It seems to always be on and last night was a slow tv night so I caught a few minutes of Idol. Maybe someone out there can answer a couple of questions for me. It seems that the show raises more questions than the Lost series.
Why does Mike wave his hands like a big baby?
Does Simon have an eye tick or is that a wink?
Does Ellen Degeneres have any musical credentials whatsoever? Is she really as funny as she pretends?
Would Kara Dio whatever please do another number in a bikini? Really- please!
Will this show ever die and why can’t they find another freak show like Adam Lambert?
Please someone help here. These American Idol questions are burning like the aftermath of a bad night of taco bell. Now back to regular programming..