A Weight Loss Tip Your Never Going To Forget.

Want to lose belly fat? This might be the best tip ever!! Who knows, but still very interesting story about a girl I knew that lost a ton of weight in a very short amount of time!

When I was younger I knew a fat girl that lived up the block. Over time I got to know her, and she was a nice girl. One thing she always talked about was losing weight, but it was clear that some Jane Fonda workout wasn’t going to do the trick for her. So one day she came to me asking what I thought about this idea she had. The idea was – to wire her jaw shut. This is when I found out the little fun-fact, that it is illegal to wire someone’s mouth shut. So I am sure you are just dying to hear what happened. She talked her parents into taking her to Mexico to a Dentist, for 15 dollars she had her jaw wired shut. It took about, 45 days to lose all the weight. All she could feed herself was protein shakes and fruit smoothies, with the gap left wide open just wide enough so she would not choke on her own vomit. Eating anything solid was totally out of the question.  It’s like quitting cocaine by super-gluing your nostrils shut.  It works but at what cost?

I guess, wiring your jaw shut, although illegal in the United States is probably a better alternative to stapling your stomach.  I don’t know why people don’t just try to stop eating when they’re full and exercise more – I’ve heard that the new line of Sketchers Shape-Ups, endorsed by former NFL quarterback Joe Montana can really do the trick.  Anyhow, I just thought it was kind of crazy what people will do to lose weight – they’ll look for any one little weird tip to lose belly fat or whatever.  Didn’t they get the memo about belly fat?  It’s just fat and not some special kind of fat that comes off easier by some weird tip.  If you’ve got a weird tip to lose fat, weirder than wiring your jaw shut, I’d sure like to hear it!

The 1 weird tip for losing belly fat ads!

Did you really come to this WordPress blog looking for a free tip on how to lose belly fat? After seeing the weird belly fat ad’s plastered all-over the web, my curiosity got the best of me. So I too, went to search the web to try discover the secret of the old weird tip.  Can you believe these stupid belly fat ads posted everywhere on the web? The ones that say Cut down 3lbs of your belly by using this one weird old tip. I can’t begin to tell you how sick and tired I am seeing these horse crap advertisements plastered all over the web.

Now they have – “dermatologist hate her ad” and the Bull-shit “trainers hate this guy”

You want a tip for losing some belly fat? I thought I would come up with my very-own weird tip, so here it is. And for a limited time, it’s free to you! My #1 Weird Old Tip: QUIT EATING!

You don’t believe me? Well I’ve seen it at work. Let me tell you about a girl I once knew. She went to Mexico, had her jaw wired shut for 60 days, and she lost those pounds of belly fat. She was back to her old self in almost no time! Another weird way of losing belly fat is, just supplement water for food for seven days and watch the belly fat melt away. Here is a weird way of losing just start eating healthy, save your money and buy yourself a veggie burger.

If you thought those belly fat tips were weird? Then here’s another one for you: GET OFF THE COUCH AND DO SOMETHING!

It is strange to think that people click on these ads, spend their money and play into these scams. But they are just clicking away or else the ads wouldn’t be making money and would disappear. It is just so sad that people pay their hard earned money for this crap. You would be better off spending your money on a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke!

For a limited time, if you sign-up now you can get my #1 Weird Old Tip to quit smoking!

And one other thing, I am sick of seeing marketing scams using our President, President Obama to lure people in, this pisses me off too!

Here is a funny clip from the Dave Chappelle Show; I saw on TV one day. The funny thing is, the internet has become almost this bad!

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