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Best places to move in a recession.

I offer you my version of “best” places to move list, with some interesting twist!

1.) Las Vegas these days is best described as a evacuation zone. Once a oasis, people looking to escape Las Vegas’s number one unemployment, might want to consider Oklahoma. Oklahoma City these days would be better described as Silicon-Tornado-Ally. With companies like Sprint offering jobs with great starting salaries. Oklahoma looks really good for small families right now, with very low cost housing. I don’t see how anyone could go-wrong with this little hidden treasure.

2.) This is going to sound crazy but if your white, you might want to consider moving to Arizona. If you are illegal and living in Arizona, you are more than likely fixing to leave to other towns in the US. No illegals, means more jobs! Need I say more?

3.) Move to Ohio! That’s right, Before LaBron left Cleveland you could buy a house for the price of a VCR. Now you can probably get one for a price of a bar of soap. So… save up a a few months of rent and go buy a house and live for free!

4.) TEXAS – Yes I said it! Texas is just doing better! Texas has a lot to offer people looking for a change! No matter what you do for a living, it has bound to get better in Texas. Just don’t kill someone, they will fuck you up!

5.) Mexico – Yes…. fuck it! If life in the US has got you down, Move to Mexico! For just 10k, you can comeback to the US after the recession is over! Sip on Margareta and love the senoritas! For under $500 a month you can live like a king, just don’t forget your bullet prof vest, life this good does have it’s drawbacks!

Written by Scott R Asher
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A Weight Loss Tip Your Never Going To Forget.

Want to lose belly fat? This might be the best tip ever!! Who knows, but still very interesting story about a girl I knew that lost a ton of weight in a very short amount of time!

When I was younger I knew a fat girl that lived up the block. Over time I got to know her, and she was a nice girl. One thing she always talked about was losing weight, but it was clear that some Jane Fonda workout wasn’t going to do the trick for her. So one day she came to me asking what I thought about this idea she had. The idea was – to wire her jaw shut. This is when I found out the little fun-fact, that it is illegal to wire someone’s mouth shut. So I am sure you are just dying to hear what happened. She talked her parents into taking her to Mexico to a Dentist, for 15 dollars she had her jaw wired shut. It took about, 45 days to lose all the weight. All she could feed herself was protein shakes and fruit smoothies, with the gap left wide open just wide enough so she would not choke on her own vomit. Eating anything solid was totally out of the question.  It’s like quitting cocaine by super-gluing your nostrils shut.  It works but at what cost?

I guess, wiring your jaw shut, although illegal in the United States is probably a better alternative to stapling your stomach.  I don’t know why people don’t just try to stop eating when they’re full and exercise more – I’ve heard that the new line of Sketchers Shape-Ups, endorsed by former NFL quarterback Joe Montana can really do the trick.  Anyhow, I just thought it was kind of crazy what people will do to lose weight – they’ll look for any one little weird tip to lose belly fat or whatever.  Didn’t they get the memo about belly fat?  It’s just fat and not some special kind of fat that comes off easier by some weird tip.  If you’ve got a weird tip to lose fat, weirder than wiring your jaw shut, I’d sure like to hear it!