I’m moving to California!

I love California, more than anything in the world. So I thought I would list the reasons California is so great. I am a surfer, that had to leave my home, because I am not a gangster rapper! Now I can only make funny jokes. Looking at California from afar, I can’t understand why anyone would live there.

We are moving to California!

  • Because I love – Earth quakes. Nothing like a stiff jolt in the morning to get you moving.
  • Because I love – Sitting in traffic, 7 days of this shit I would be ready to kill myself. But with all the people leaving California; I have heard the 91 freeway has been a little better! Good news for me.
  • Because I love – Getting horse fucked with civil fines. (I know this sounds strong at first glance, but you should see the fines read more. To be honest, I was leaning more towards elephant fucked. You decide.
  • Because I love – Meg Whitman (She is just great… hu? She probably could single handedly save California with the amount of money she is spending on her campaign for governor. I guess eBay was better than we thought. Maybe California should sell her the governorship? Just a crazy thought – She is just what California needs… I could just see her saying “Hey guys, if it fails we can sell it on Fee-Bay!”)
  • Because I love – Illegals (Yes, fuck me… I’m a raciest too. My back-up plan here is Arizona, some vacancy are expected soon…)
  • Because I love – Taxes

And most of all, because if all else fails, I can find a minimum-wage job with the state!

…and sometimes I still think, it might still be worth it!

Best places to move in a recession.

I offer you my version of “best” places to move list, with some interesting twist!

1.) Las Vegas these days is best described as a evacuation zone. Once a oasis, people looking to escape Las Vegas’s number one unemployment, might want to consider Oklahoma. Oklahoma City these days would be better described as Silicon-Tornado-Ally. With companies like Sprint offering jobs with great starting salaries. Oklahoma looks really good for small families right now, with very low cost housing. I don’t see how anyone could go-wrong with this little hidden treasure.

2.) This is going to sound crazy but if your white, you might want to consider moving to Arizona. If you are illegal and living in Arizona, you are more than likely fixing to leave to other towns in the US. No illegals, means more jobs! Need I say more?

3.) Move to Ohio! That’s right, Before LaBron left Cleveland you could buy a house for the price of a VCR. Now you can probably get one for a price of a bar of soap. So… save up a a few months of rent and go buy a house and live for free!

4.) TEXAS – Yes I said it! Texas is just doing better! Texas has a lot to offer people looking for a change! No matter what you do for a living, it has bound to get better in Texas. Just don’t kill someone, they will fuck you up!

5.) Mexico – Yes…. fuck it! If life in the US has got you down, Move to Mexico! For just 10k, you can comeback to the US after the recession is over! Sip on Margareta and love the senoritas! For under $500 a month you can live like a king, just don’t forget your bullet prof vest, life this good does have it’s drawbacks!

Written by Scott R Asher
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Text Link Ads? Who are they?

This morning while surfing the web I stumbled-upon this Text Link Ads service about five minutes ago. I added a few of my websites to get started, and I get this reply less than three minutes later!

Hello Scott,

Unfortunately, at this time we feel that your site https://scottrasher.com, does not meet our internal requirements to be accepted into the InLinks publishing program. We recommend that you continue marketing your website and generate a significant more amount of traffic to your site. Once you feel you have strong enough traffic — this normally takes a few months at least — you can feel free to contact us back and we will be happy to revisit the opportunity to work with you.

Text Link Ads
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Ain’t that some funny shit! Well… Mr. TextLinkAds person! I happen to get around 10,000 hits a month on this blog, and just over a million on my entire network of about 100 blogs.

Thanks for your time, but I would like to close my account.  This just goes to show you, they will let anyone on the web these days…

Oh, I almost forgot! One other thing… here is a screenshot of my traffic, for your records. Just being helpful 😉

I will also give you a review on my business reviews website! here 😉