Scott R. Asher talks about going to third base.

Being a father an witnessing first-hand my son growing up was like reliving high school all over again. I love the coming of age stories like American Pie, 16 Candles in the 80s, Weird Science. So he is my article for giving a girl oral-sex for the first time for a high school boys.

I know things may seem a little insane at 16 and being in high school, you hormones are going freaking bananas. Every girl you see has you shifting in your pants. Don’t worry about it I’ve been in your situation before and it’s all fine, there’s nothing wrong with you dude.

You have to learn how to find a way to make that big score! How can you do that? Well dude, I’m here to let you know the secret that will get you to third base and get your rocks off to a grand slam. Just follow my tips and you will be on the road to player mode in no time. I guarantee that you will be in between girl’s legs in no time.

Next time you’re on a date with that “special girl” and you find yourself lucky enough to be alone together, this is the chance you’ve been waiting on! Take it!! After all the kissing and playing your doing with her she surely will be ready but, maybe not ready enough to get in her pants just yet. Dude don’t freak out! And don’t seem upset, you’ve got to be patient. There are different ways to play. You may not get laid this time but you will surely have her pants soaked from what you are about to do to her. Just like any guy likes getting head, girls like to be licked. This is where you show her your talents. Whether or not you have done this before, she will enjoy every bit having her tender parts tickled with your tongue.

How can you get to do that to her? Well, I am Getting to that part! As you are kissing her move on over to her neck, start giving her kisses and sucking on her neck. Not too hard dude, marks on her body are not sexy! You are trying to get her turned on, not make her think that you’re a psychotic vampire.

As you continue working on her neck, gently and smoothly start rubbing down on her leg slowly. If you’re doing this right you will notice that not only she will not say anything or stop you, her legs will open up giving you access to the goods. Don’t get all excited which I’m pretty sure by this time you probably harder than a Chinese word mathematical problem but don’t lose it dude, keep focused you are not there yet! You may feel like it but, you’re not there little dude, keep it in your pants for now!

Work your hand slowly down her leg than slowly move under her skirt, if she has pants on then the scenario will be different you would be going down her pants. Let’s just say you make it to the land down under. Work your way to getting her worked up enough, that she will want to get her out of her skirt or pants. Don’t pull your dick out and go in for the kill dude don’t be a dick! You got the power to unleash the secret!! This is it!!

Now follow these instructions to the tee and you will do great at eating her out! Kiss and lick between her thighs and move your way up gently dude, if you rush you will screw it up. If you do, you will possibly have to settle with the usual routine lotion and Rosie palm, which I’m sure you very acquainted with.

When you get the spot the slit of joy as I call it, start moving your tongue up and down it slowly. She might squirm a little and you will hear her gasping for air with a slow moan, this means you are doing it right don’t stop. Mix it up a little. At this point you will do it as if you are a professional, kiss and suck on her sweet slit (clit), go around in circles and change the speed of your tongue action. Keep it going and she will start to howl like a beagle, open her legs wider. Try licking sideways at this point and dude she will be pulling and grabbing your fucking hair, trying to damn near shove you in her! She loves you at this point and she cannot contain herself anymore. She will cum everywhere. Her clit is so sensitive and she is exploding. Don’t worry, many chicks are not able to cum like a dude can, so don’t worry about a mess.

Now this is where it gets crucial for you and your little friend in your pants. You will have to do something she or you do not expect of doing. Move back up her body kissing her tummy and chest until you make it to her lips. It is up to the two of you, what takes place after that. If you hold off on the sex, she will be begging you next time you are on a date and may even surprise you with some extra- curricular fun. She will also tell all her friends how amazing you are and trust me in high school that means more chicks for you! Prepare yourself to have panties dropped by as many chicks in high school that your dick can handle and your boring senseless days of you and Rosy palm will be over! And that dude, is the secret to scoring chicks and licking her slit!

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Scott R. Asher’s auto blog theory

On this website I will discuss my experiences in owning a massive Auto-blog network. This massive network of blogs came to a count of nearly 60 plus blogs. I will talk about my mistakes, my feelings about the blogs and best of all, and what I am doing these days.

About the only good idea that came from it was, I made a blog with most of the details of what happenedhere

My quest to Auto blog immortality

The network was getting bigger by the minute; my business partner was wanting to get even bigger! We where at 50 live blogs and for the most part, running strong. Adsense was going full-blast and the work load was intense and enormous. The plan was to keep most of the settings global and uniform, throughout the entire Auto blog network as a potential time saver. To be honest, the theory seemed flawless.

So here come my feelings, you knew this was on its way! While, I appreciated the thought of making a ton of money; this was closely compared to a prison sentence. Sitting, watching and waiting. Fucking miserable. While, watching and waiting, I often questioned if we would in fact be the fucking mega bloggers we hoped to be. All we can do it hope, right?

Auto blogging spam?

Yes – When you are running an auto blog, you are republishing information from the web on your blog. I am not saying that this is not profitable, but don’t be confused, auto blogs are in fact 100% worthless.

My reasons:

  • It is misleading to the reader.
  • You are profiting from someone else’s hard work.
  • Most of the content is not that great anyway.

My personal opinion: I am not sure how much longer auto blogging will be allowed to continue. I am sure at some point Google will mount a campaign to start to possibly sandboxing suspected auto blogs. Organic content is what any blog needs.

About the only good idea that came from it was, I made a blog with most of the details of what happenedhere

The best result

I found that you have the best result with auto blogging, when the blog has been aged. Your blog has by then, already gotten readership and followers on a consistent level.

My past auto blog project

You can read about the details of my past auto blog project – 

It is called The India Project and we succeeded in making 77 auto blogs all more or less at about 25% capacity.

My current auto blog project

I am currently working on my own blog network without using auto blogged content. You can see the list of blogs on the lower sidebar of this site. Because I am the only one working on it, many of the blogs are in different stages of development. I will post the differences when I get a bit further into my new venture. This will allow me to accurately compare the pros and cons of each way.

Looking to spice things up this Valentines Day? Enjoy Scott R. Asher’s steamy Valentines Day idea.

Being married for over 15 years – I don’t beat-around the bush, so to speak… 😉 But it’s one thing I’ve learned – Valentines is always hot and steamy, so I thought I would give you a hot and steamy Valentines day idea that is sure to be a hit. Everyone should buckle up for this one.

As always I love to bring you what I think are the best ideas on the web. Most of you that really know me already know I have to take a shot at writing the best Valentines day post ever. 🙂  So here is my highly NC-17 Valentines Day idea. In very good humor, but in very poor taste.

If you are looking to steam things up for this Valentines Day, I got just the thing for you. So I call this idea the “Say hello to my big fucking friend.” How this goes is, you are going to need a bottle of Jagermeister, the bigger the better. You give your girlfriend or wife about 3 shots right off the bat. After doing some shots and maybe little dinner take her into the bedroom. There you will have some candles lit, some rose pedals on the bed and some nice music playing in the background.  It is important to set the mood. Also don’t forget to slip the friend under the pillow before hand, all ready to go. Don’t be trying to bust this open on the spot.  You’ve got to be sly about it. With 3 nice size shots in her, you should be good to go. So when it gets nice and steamy slip your “friend” in play.  But just in case something backfires, bring the bottle of Jager to bed with you, and have her take some swigs from the bottle, Girls Gone Wild style, while you are talking her panties off. Make sure to take it easy Killer, too much Jager and you’ll be humping your fist. You want her tipsy, not DOA, whoa!

Please Note: make sure that when picking out a “Friend” make sure you use some discretion. If your spouse or girl friend goes to church every week and you bring home a four foot Long-Duck-Dong you are likely to be thrown out of the house. So for this application, might I suggest something small, with some triple a batteries. It is important to have your wife or girl friends sexual appetite in mind.

Scott shares his 10 Ingredients for a successful relationship

I’m 34 years old and still single. Most of my friends are married with kids. The most frequently asked question I get is, “When are you getting married?” They seem to think that for some reason, my life is not complete. The truth is, I’m perfectly happy. I live the life most people dream about. I’m an entrepreneur. I travel the world. I have great relationships. Most of all, I have my liberty. I do what I want, when I want. I have friends who are happy with their marriages and some that break up or end in divorces.

Relationships take work. My parents got married when my mom was just 18 years old and got pregnant with me when she was 19. By the time I was in the third grade, they got a divorce. My mom always said that “When I was your age, I was a single parent, raising two teenagers.” It’s hard for me to even imagine having two teenagers and being a single parent at 34.

I decided to research the Ingredients for a Successful Relationship. If people simply applied these ingredients in their relationships, the divorce rate is our country will drop significantly. According to Dr. Pat Allen, author of Getting to “I Do”, there are ten secrets for getting and keeping the right person:

1. Choose to Be Respected or Cherished – You’ve got to know who you are before you can exchange what you’ve got. In every relationship, there can be only one respected leader and one cherished follower, at least in the beginning until a commitment has been negotiated. Choose whether you want to be the giving/male or the receiving/female, regardless of your anatomy. Whatever you choose, have integrity.

2. Pay Attention to Your Feelings – Always pay attention to our feelings. Avoid what you don’t want. Feminine energy must feel good to do good. (Masculine energy must do good to feel good.) Don’t rationalize away negative feelings, no matter who tells you to. If it doesn’t feel good, don’t do it. Honor your body.

3. Flirt to Attract – If you want to “attract” a male, you must be “seen” as a sex object. Take care of your body, dress sensuously, fix your hair and make up, go where men are, catch “his” eye and signal your interest and availability. (The Five-Second Flirt Technique) so he won’t be afraid to approach you. Smile, don’t talk. If you speak first, you’re the better man.

4. You Need Chemistry, Compatibility, and Communication – You need all three, but they don’t have to be perfect. Chemistry is a body-to-body reaction. Enjoy it, but don’t consummate too soon. Communicate first to investigate compatibility, in order to s separate your fantasy projection from reality. He could be crazy, married, or a “little boy.” Once the bodies take over, it’s hard to negotiate compatibility or even learn to communicate.

5. Have No Sex Without Commitment – Most females become bonded to the male with whom they have a sexual relationship, so unless you’re “man” enough for casual sex, negotiate the commitment before making love. Find out in advance whether he’ll pay the “entrance fee,” which is exclusivity, continuity, and longevity. Remember, men fall in love with your virtue, not your body.

6. Set Aside Fifteen Minutes a Day to Talk – Every day, each of you should do “Amigo Talk, “ asking the other what he or she thinks and feels about things that matter to you. Learn how to help the other to feel better and to achieve his or her goals. Then each of you should try to execute your tasks. When a woman’s feelings are cherished, she feels respected.

7. Renegotiate Terms Regularly After Six Months – The first three months are the Perfect Phase, the next three the Imperfect Phase. At six months you start negotiating time, space, play, and money, and a t nine months, the Commitment period, you begin planning for the future. You must renegotiate regularly to accommodate changes and to give both partners the variety of switching roles.

8. Keep All Agreements – The only way you know you love yourself and others is by keeping agreements you are willing to make and keep. Respect and cherish each other daily. Don’t give up unless he makes you sick or dives you crazy. Nobody is perfect. If he’s 51%, keep him.

9. Create a Romantic Memory Bank – A romantic memory is one in which the male gives pleasure to you, and you give pleasure back to him (but always a little less than you get). When the male is giving, protecting, and cherishing, he is penetrating your defenses so you can surrender to the pleasure of the relationship. You must never ask a man for more, better, or different love, so pick a male who gives the way you like to receive.

10. Wait at Least a Year to Marry – You don’t know a person until you’ve been through four seasons with him. You must each have accepted the other’s foibles and frailties. The male must know that he thinks and ask for what he wants. The female must know what she feels and what she doesn’t want and say no to anything unethical or immoral. You have negotiated time, space, money, and play. If you must marry or sign papers sooner than a year, make sure you seek legal counsel first.

What does a perfect relationship look like to me? I want to be respected, accepted, loved, and cherished. I want him to bring out the best in me. No criticisms, no judgment. Just plain unconditional love.

Are you ready to create the relationship of your dreams? I know I am!

Scott R. Asher – How to write an article for your membership site

Scott R. Asher gives you great WordPress blogging tips. When starting your first site, you will probably be writing a lot of the articles yourself. Knowing what to write, how to write it, and how to format it will keep your members longer.

Rules for creating articles:

  • Make your article timeless – You want your content to last as long as possible on your website. Don’t write any articles at first that are tied to current events or give how-to instructions for a system that will work today but will be obsolete next week. This way you can build up a library of content that will be relevant for years to come.
  • Make your articles sell your website – I know, your member’s have already been sold, but you need to keep selling them so they don’t cancel their membership. Make each article you write benefit driven, and don’t be afraid to tell the reader what benefits they are getting out of the article.
  • Know your members – If you have a membership site geared towards stock trading and your members are already savvy traders then don’t write a lot of content with “common knowledge”; things like “How to Open a Brokerage Account”. But if your members are newbie investors, then write articles that would be considered “common knowledge” for a more seasoned investor.

 

Elements of an Article

An article needs to have just a few simple elements to be effective.

1. Headline – Put the benefits of the article into the headline. If it’s the transcript of an interview you did, don’t have a headline that says “Transcript of Interview with John Smith”. Make it say something like “How John Smith gets a 47% annual yield with commodities using a simple checklist that will work for you!”

2. Introduction – Make your article start with the description of a problem that most of your member’s are probably facing. Then begin a story about how you or someone else had the same problem. The introduction doesn’t have to be a single paragraph.

3. Body – Discuss all the solutions to the problem outlined in the Introduction. Continue the story telling them how they can fix the problem, or how someone came up with a solution to the problem.

4. Conclusion – Wrap up the article to give the story an ending. This would be a good place to put a link to an affiliate website if you have one.

5. Provide Resources – Try not to send your reader outside of your site unless it’s an affiliate link. Post links to related resources at the end of the article. If you have to, create some resources to match the article and put them into your site.

Format the Article

You can have the greatest content in the world, but if it’s hard to read, your member’s will cancel their membership. You need to format all the content that goes up onto your site whether it was written by you or submitted by someone else. Here are some basic guidelines for formatting your articles:

1. Make the headline stand out – The headline is what attracts the member into reading the article. Don’t make the font the same size as the text of the article. Make it bigger, bolder, or in a different color… or all three. However don’t go overboard and make it fit the look and feel of your site.

2. Use short paragraphs – Make sure that most paragraphs are no longer than 5 lines long; 3 is even better. Long paragraphs are hard to read, so your members will skip the article instead of reading long paragraphs. Don’t be afraid to break apart longer paragraphs, even if it means breaking some grammatical rules.

3. Use lots of sub-heads – No matter what you do, not all of your members will read the articles. Many of them will just skim. So add benefit driven sub-heads to highlight the important parts of the article so the reader knows the article is filled with valuable content even if he doesn’t read it.

4. Create bullet lists – When possible, take content from the article and turn it into numbered or bulleted lists. Studies show that people will take the time to read lists even if they don’t read the article. People seem to find lists more valuable than article content.

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I have a good one for ya!

I recently needed to get a tow hitch receiver added to my truck and I had the pleasure of dealing with Lampert Hitch in the Denver Area. This is a family owned business that provides excellent service.  I am very pleased with my hitch and will return to them for any of my trucking accessory needs.

This is a non-paid review of Lampert Hitch…I am a  customer who has been charmed by the excellent customer service.

What a great group of guys and gal!

Lampert Hitch services:

Draw-Tite, Reese, 5th wheel & Gooseneck hitches, snowplows, winches, tow bars, bike racks.

Checkout the website: http://www.lamperthitch.com/

3927 w. 38th ave. Denver, CO 80212

Call Jason Hart now, he will hook you up!

I do this because I support small business!

Scott reviews US Bank

The US Bank Visit:
So I went in to US Bank, I needed a sheet of checks to give to my insurance guy so they can debt my account. The teller was very nice and gave them to me. She then offered this helpful little piece of info; she stated “Each temporary check that comes through your account has an additional cost of two dollar.” Hmmmm…. WTF!!!!! Heads-up to all you US Bank user – If you need temp checks look out for the cost that comes later…Nothing is free anymore, we are just getting raped for every dollar we make, Banks are in junk-fee heaven.

Oh here’s another good one. Recently we moved. We needed to change our account information. Of course I called them up and was told that not only do they need to talk to me they needed to talk to my wife, ARE YOU KIDDING! Let me tell you something US Bank user – joint account means nothing anymore. What happen to the go old days where banks were banks, not these dictating, control freaks that tell you how to do your banking business.

You know banks are just not that useful anymore…

DigitalPoint.com is now trying to charge for membership!

I just logged into my DP account and went to add a post in the services section and from what I could tell, they wanted to charge $125.00 dollars a year for membership. I have been a member of Digital Point for a few years now, and there is no chance of me paying for a membership on DP. I am guessing they came up with this idea from http://www.warriorforum.com/where they also try to charge you for membership.

I think if I had a choice I would pay for membership at the Warrior Forum. At DP the support is crap. I have never to this day have received one reply from DP support. I can just see myself emailing support, because somehow my money wasn’t credited to my account. No Thanks – I am not going to pay for that. DP is mostly overseas freelancers and broke webmasters looking to score review copies. Maybe I should email Shawn and ask him for a “review copy” of his member-shit! <<< if you have been on DP for any length of time, you know how funny that is!!!

Hey don’t get me wrong, I think DP is a great website. But I am not going to pay for it! lol…

My Review of Special K Red Berries

kimagesI guess this is my Special-K weight loss story! Here I am pulling up on 40 and it’s becoming clear Captain Crunch everyday for breakfast, is not apart of my healthy diet.

Here it is the beginning of the 2010, we are sitting on the couch and my wife looks over at me and says lets make a New Years resolution and lose a few pounds! So I am thinking, oh great, I can’t wait for this. So my suddenly insane wife is looking at all this fat-free stuff in the grocery store, you know what I mean, right? All the taste free crap. So most of you guys know how this goes, you eat all the good food and wait to eat the crappy “Fat-Free” stuff for when your low on grocery’s. I was looking for something to eat about 6a.m. and I glance to the top of the refrigerator and there is was. Now we have all tasted Special K and what we all know, there is nothing special about it. Last time I ate Special-K cereal was when my Grandmother would feed it to me as a kid, to be honest it tasted awful. I started eating the red berries Special K, it is excellent. About 10 days have gone by, here is it the 12th of January, I haven’t really changed my eating habits much. But instead of my 2-3 mega bowls of the Captain, I eat a box of Kellogg’s Special K and I have lost 12 pounds!

Vonage and their silly policy

I have been waiting for a while to write this blog post.  I  happen to be one of the millions of people that have used Vonage and experienced the supposed extra, extra small fine print that doesn’t show up until you want to cancel service, what a horror story. I was with Vonage for about 2 to 2 -1/2 years, the service wasn’t too bad, I would rate it as a 6.5 to 7 for phone service because from time to time you would have some issues. Vonage is just to over priced in this market. Now with the new up and comers like Magicjack, which  is an amazing product for the cost by the way! Magicjack is a real phone company and the cost is less than a $20 a year, and service is about the same as Vonage.  Regarding Vonage, one of the things I wasn’t to happy with was the phone support, I called and called and eventually I closed my account, and at the end they sprang it on me! &lt;em&gt;”Ok sir, we charged your card $20, some-odd amount for termination of your account”&lt;/em&gt; What? Where did that come from? They got me to sign up and said if I was not happy with their service at any time I could cancel with no fees would be applied. I guess it goes to show you that you can’t believe anything a company tells you now a days.  Laughingly, I just remembered few years ago playing a video game called ‘Amusement Park Tycoon”. This game has some funny functions. One of the functions that comes to mind in this case is, you can setup the game to play like this, you can give people free drinks and charge to go the bathroom, or allow free admission to get in the park and charge people to leave! See, as funny as this is at first, it has a different effect on real people, than it does in the video game. So looking at it from this prospective, this was the company’s one last shot for them to dip into my pocket on the way out the door. This is a good way to piss-off a consumer however it seems that companies can get way with making up rules along the way and the consumer has to go along for the ride.

and one other fun fact about Magic jack, for 59 bucks you can buy 5 years of service. It’s one of the best deals on the market!

One other fun fact, Once I sued this auto shop for this ad that they placed, it was for an advertisement for 99$ brake job, when I came back to pay the bill was for like $499.00. So I sued, and I showed the judge to the advertisement and I won and he ordered the job $99 bucks.  See in my mind, this Vonage policy would be a fun one to take to court. Judges don’t like funny fine print like this, how do you charge someone 20 dollar termination fee after 2 years of service for voip service?

Micro Center in Denver Colorado

Micro Center Denver – Computer, electronics and everything tech. If they ain’t got it, your shit out of luck.

Tech Center, 8000East Quincy Avenue  Denver, CO 80237

I spend a lot of time ranting about being ripped off for my money, but this time I have to give credit where credit is due.  This company goes the extra mile then goes another mile.  Micro Center in Denver, Colorado, if you are spending your money anywhere else it’s a mistake.  My hat is off to such a company.

Thank you for your wonderful service and staff! Consumers are blessed to have you.  If it comes from me you know it’s true because I am a tough consumer!

My review of Sprint service

About 4 days ago, I got a new EVO slider from Sprint. These touch screen phones are beyond me and I gotta tell ya… I am not really impressed with the consumer experience up to this point. However, what is interesting about this story is… My wife and I have been Sprint customers for about seven years! But after going though the entire consumer experience, I think I can shed a little light on this whole “Sprint’s unlimited bull-shit.” and “We’re cheaper than the other guy.”

I went to Radio Shack to get my phone, the guy at Radio Shack was not very helpful. So today, I called sprint to get the low-down on what I got myself into. What I found out was very-very interesting.

I found out, I have the unlimited 450 plan. I asked the Sprint rep, so everything is “unlimited?” The Sprint support said (I am quoting him) “Well…it’s not technically unlimited.” The first thing that popped into my mind, how fucking misleading is this?

I know what you are thinking… is all this foul language necessary? I think it is…

Ok, wait… it gets better!! I get transferred to the retention department because after four days and all these silly fees I am ready to quit Sprint.

I have a question? Why is it so hard for companies to just be straightforward with their pricing? I am really sick of these companies smearing their lies and misleading advertisements all over God’s creation. In the meantime, your getting horse fucked for a two year contract.

As promised, it gets even stranger. The Sprint operator proceeds tell me that there is a $5 a month fee, for a what they call a “spending limit fee.” are you fucking serious? If your hell-bent on fucking your customers with hidden cost, at least have the decency to come up with a better name.

I picked Sprint, for it’s competitive rates, but clearly I didn’t make the right choice. I told the Sprint phone rep, I think it is time for an IPhone. What was really funny, the idiot phone rep wittingly blurts-out, “At&t charges a fee for its data service!” One company calls it a “data charge”, the other calls it “spending limit fee”. I look at junk fees all the same, they are deceitful and misleading ways to build-in hidden cost.

Why broke people have bad credit

This might not be much of a revelation to many of you, but I offer you this explanation.

The reason people with no money have bad credit is, broke people have no expendable income making it difficult to pay unforeseen cost. So what happens is, the company in retaliation for not being paid marks the credit of this person, having a much greater effect on this person than  a silly $300.00 or $750.00 bill, or sometimes less. In fact, it is 100% proven, that this company gets to then use this unpaid bill as a tax write-off and in some cases selling the debt to a collection company recouping some cost, leaving the other party with 7 years of bad credit. I think bills with a original balance under $1000.00 should remain unreported, or the creditor should have to get a judgment before being allowed to mark someones credit. A lot of these charges are disputable and frivolous, and besides if later the broke customer comes up with the money it is often little to late. The reason for this all to often companies don’t report the fact you have paid them; therefore you are left the mark on your credit for seven years and they are made whole. There are lots of cable bills and other crap posted on peoples credit reports that means nothing. Companies should assume this risk when luring people in. If your a deadbeat cell phone company wants a two (2) year contract, for crappy service and then screw their customers credit up for seven years because they wont pay! Tough Shit,

So my question is this: Why can’t a person that has a limited amount of money with good judgment, have good credit? It is human nature to want something nice, then follow up on that with a risky buy, then something happens an you are unable to pay. They advertised it was a good deal, and pulled your credit, so they knew that there was a small chance you might default. You only live once, what is the harm in that?